there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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