Me. At least after what I've been through.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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