I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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