Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
this is an emotional support booty call
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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