dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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