Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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