woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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