scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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