Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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