i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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