We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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