Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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