...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you win again, gameday.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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