But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
