you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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