I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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