Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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