i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He's a Shit stain on my heart
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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