Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
