we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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