And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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