I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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