All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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