All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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