she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm like, not good at living.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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