that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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