She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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