This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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