it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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