Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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