So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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