your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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