who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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