there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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its like you know when i get waxed
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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