whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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