i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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