he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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