Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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