she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Randomize
