My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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