Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
