too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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