What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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