My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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