Sry I called you an 8
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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