I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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