I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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