talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wear drunk well.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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