She's JV to your varsity
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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