so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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