So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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